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ocd makes people have irrational thoughts... for example that the spice girls were good !!**  

I have to do everything in three's, which is ok but not when I want to get a 

taxi !!!**  and I do get strange looks in the pub, hiccup!!** 

However my boyfriend doesn't mind doing things 3 times !!!**

 

TONY  BLAIR MUST HAVE OCD AS HE KEEPS REPEATING RIDICULOUS ACTIONS 

 

My friend has OCD she keeps moving furniture around for luck etc, I told her to become a Feng Shui consultant.

I got chatted up by a guy the other day, he said he had something I would really like in his trousers for me... I said, you mean you have some anti-bacterial hand wipes in your pocket ?!** 

 

I had a compulsion to keep touching knobs until I got arrested !!!!!***

  

MY BOYFRIEND SAYS I DONíT HAVE TO CHECK THE COOKER 6 TIMES BEFORE WE GO OUT Ö I KIND OF AGREE...THAT IS JUST RIDICULOUS !!!

 IT IS MORE LIKE 16 TIMES.